Humans have a big cluster of dead keratin tendrils growing from our heads and we arrange them in different configurations and worry about whether other people find our keratin tendril arrangements aesthetically pleasing.
we are the cutest scifi species
*mortal combat voice* FINISH HIM
SHE USED THE FORCE OF HIM PULLING HER TO HELP PROPEL HERSELF ONTO HIM. THAT’S SOME TACTICAL THINKING DAMN.
she beat his ass with flip flops on thats some serious skill
Mulan: The only Disney Princess with a body count… in the thousands
I yell this to anybody who misses in anything.
a body count… in the thousands
i dont even know where to start
what the fuck is that behind the chair
this vine still goes off
Me and my buddy Matt made a cover of My Heroine by Silverstein and I believe you should take a listen to my shitty voice <3
this is it
this is the vine that killed me
good to see you
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago
tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics