sam:
bad news apple
now im wondering why the hell i didnt make this joke
those aren’t even bees though they’re fucking wasps
(via dicksp8jr)
sam:
bad news apple
now im wondering why the hell i didnt make this joke
those aren’t even bees though they’re fucking wasps
(via dicksp8jr)
IM SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER MORE LIKE THESE LIL SHITS WENT TO HARVARD
or maybe theyre the first demon created by lucifer
(via byrd-is-the-werd)
Man when Gordon Ramsay isn’t screaming his head off at incompetent people, he is literally the nicest, most soft-spoken and charming guy
(via ilovethewinechesters)
GUYS I GET TO SEE A GOLDEN RETRIEVER PUPPY TOMORROW HIS NAME IS SCOUT AND IM SUPER EXCITED DKJDSLKJALKSDFLLSKEJK KR PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY
(via theohsolonelymermaid)
Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine
What an idiot
(via soccerchick90)
This is the best shit that ever happened
(via soccerchick90)
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.
I snorted.
(via carry-on-my-wayward-url)
I cannot get enough of this comic sometimes
(via whatifyouleftme)